What I've said before, only half in joke, is that everybody in Ireland is famous. Or, maybe better, say everybody is familiar.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
Yes... I miss that everyone in Ireland tries to knock some humour out of every situation. I don't think I appreciated that. It's unique to Ireland.
I know so many Irish musicians. They're all over, because there has been so much emigration from Ireland. Like the Jews.
I'd love to live in Ireland but I'd like to live as me, not what someone thinks I am. People don't understand - I lived there before I was famous.
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history.
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.
It is sufficient to say, what everybody knows to be true, that the Irish population is Catholic, and that the Protestants, whether of the Episcopalian or Presbyterian Church, or of both united, are a small minority of the Irish people.
Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.
I can't think of anything you might say about Irish people that is absolutely true.