The worst mistake of a woman is to go to the kitchen, because then she never gets out of there.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Marriage was probably the worst mistake I ever made in my life.
When new cooks come to work for me, they obviously make mistakes at the beginning or there's some messiness to the presentation. What I always say to them is: 'If you were cooking this for your mother or your girlfriend, would you make those mistakes?'
I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius.
I really didn't have an interest in being in the kitchen until after I was married, when I was 18. It didn't take me long to realize that Mama was not going to show up at my house every day and cook.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
The worst thing about being on the road is all you want to do when you get home is to stay home, but as soon as you get back, all the wife wants to do is go out because she's been stuck home all the time you've been stuck on the road.
Woman was God's second mistake.
You want to be the baddest guy in the kitchen and you want the person next to you to know it.
The worst mistake a woman can make is to emulate a man.
We make a lot of mistakes for women, and we'll always do it again.