Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
If you keep saying two plus two equals five over and over again, then that is what people are going to think. Maybe it does equal five if we keep changing the definition of what's normal and what's right and what's wrong.
The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions.
I've learned a couple of things. And one of the things I have learned is that every experience has pluses and minuses.
I have from time to time been a double A or triple A personality. I'm not anymore. I'm more lenient on myself.
I always thought that I was okay with arithmetic.
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
I can go 0-for-5, I can go 5-for-5, I'm going to be the same guy. I'm a happy guy, people have to deal with it.
I don't want to use the term 'plus-size,' because, to me, what the hell is that? It just doesn't have a positive connotation to it. I tend to not use it.
I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure.
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.