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I like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone?

I have so many ideas while I'm driving.

There's a smartphone gait: the slow sidewalk weave that comes from being lost in conversation rather than looking where you're going.

I don't know how to drive a car.

I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something. Say, instead, that you are doing it. Then fasten your seat belt. The most remarkable things follow.

If you're going to sing on stage, wear lip stain.

I sing a lot, so if I have lipstick, it gets all over the microphone, so I rarely wear lipstick.

I have very long legs and I hate driving anything unless it's a boat or an ATV in the jungle. I like to sit in the back of a car, where I can look out the window, answer my emails on my iPad, or hold hands with a pretty girl.

I don't wear lipstick when I'm not at work.