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I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum.

I don't carry a purse when I fly because I have my Hello Kitty carry-on. I'm the biggest adult supporter.

As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled.

I try not to put my purse on the floor - demons will get into it.

I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it!

Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.

If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him.