Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
There's something melancholy about professors because they're chronically abandoned. They form these lovely relationships with students and then the students leave and the professors stay the same. It's like they're chronically abandoned.
There are many businesses that are born and die. A university is supposed to live forever.
If your subjects are eternal... they'll survive.
I didn't know there was a dying-professor section at the bookstore.
My father is a college professor and that's about the extent of my college experience. I'm sort of a professional student forever. I think just as human beings we always have a student who is alive in us and is waiting to pop up and make us feel like we are 16 years-old again.
The education of a man is never completed until he dies.
Instead, most colleges are studies in obsolescence.
Old soldiers never die; they just fade away.
I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality.
Our American professors like their literature clear and cold and pure and very dead.