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I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

I'm nothing if not a literary hedonist.

I've never been a Burger King person. I'm a total McDonald's person.

I'm a fry lover.

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

A writer is what I am.

I'm a sucker for fries. It's definitely one of my biggest vices. My biggest savory vice for sure.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

I've always been a reader and a writer.

As a writer, you have to be near people and hear stuff. I'm a hamburger and cheese kind of fellow; I'm not Henry David Thoreau.