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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

I don't drink as much as I use to could.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

My dad worked for different companies that made whiskey for a long time, so we were definitely whiskey drinkers. Growing up, my friends would get toy cars, and I would get swag from whisky companies.

I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.

While I can't walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Do you understand about water in the West? Whiskey's for drinking; water's for fightin' over.

I never had a drink in my life. I don't smoke or anything.