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There was a time when it would be a great scandal if you announced you were going to be an actor.

They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works unconsciously.

Sometimes the scandal is not what law was broken, but what the law allows.

It should be a law for one whole year that all laugh tracks are Seth Rogen. The world would get ever so slightly better.

Celebrity damages private life.

Practically everyone in Hollywood has a neighbor who's been famous, wants to be famous, is famous, has been married to someone famous, worked with someone famous, slept with someone famous, been blackmailed by someone famous.

You can't twist Al Sharpton's arm.

We all have to lead double lives, not just celebrities. The face we put on publicly with our jobs and certain situations. I think that's part of the human condition.

Anyone can be a celebrity now; this is not a big deal anymore.