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Laughter is America's most important export.

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

I think the United States is the greatest country in the world to invest in.

I think that the United States is the greatest country in the world to invest in.

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.

While The United States is the most powerful nation the world has ever seen, it is also the most detested nation that the world has ever known.

The United States has far more to offer the world than our bombs and missiles and our military technology.