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I don't think I'm a millionaire, but I'm comfortable.

My neighbors aren't millionaires. They're retirees who depend on Social Security and Medicare.

I once worked it out - after $12 million, all millionaires are the same. That's because we're all humans, confined to human scale. How many homes can you live in? How many meals can you eat? You can have a living room the size of a cathedral, but you won't live in it. It's too big.

I never wanted to be a millionaire. I just wanted to live like one.

There are a lot of millionairess situations. I'm one of them. I've always dated down financially. And now I'm changing my tune on that one. Things are going to change for me.

I suppose with houses and assets, then I guess I would be a millionaire. But so are a lot of people.

I was a millionaire twice over and half again before I was twenty-one. I stole every nickel of it and blew the bulk of the bundle on fine threads, gourmet foods, luxurious lodgings, fantastic foxes, fine wheels, and other sensual goodies.

People say that I'm a millionaire, but that's not true - I only spend millions.

There are plenty of miserable millionaires all over the place.

I will never be a millionaire, and I don't want to be.