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I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.

I was hit for the first time before I was married.

I'm not really very comfortable being hit on at all.

Generally, I just think there is a real lacking in men knowing how to hit on women.

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.

I don't ever really notice when guys are hitting on me. I'm oblivious.

When I'm not hitting, I don't hit nobody. But, when I'm hitting, I hit anybody.

I get hit on so much it's not normal. I didn't realize so many men liked redheads.

But I'm not looking forward to trying to strike out a lot of guys.

See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them.