If you don't have a pool in Las Vegas, you have to put your children in the icebox.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.
I didn't have a pool growing up, and we went to the beach to lay out and get sun.
I don't want to sit around by the pool luxuriating with a margarita. That's just not what I want to do.
Pool is a fascinating game, but there is always the added factor of the money that really makes it hot.
My kids have always been allowed to have dessert. My husband thinks I'm too free and easy about that kind of stuff, but my kids will throw out a half-eaten ice cream cone if they've had enough, which I've never in my life been able to do.
No matter whether you're an Olympic swimmer or you're someone who doesn't like to swim, your kids should learn this life skill. You can't be next to them every second, so they must be able to relax in the water and get themselves to safety.
Number one house rule of pool: don't lose in your own house.
I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
I don't need a pool room with medals and everything hanging up.
I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.