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Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

You can't just sit there and do the lines. You have to do something revealing or unusual.

Because if I don't know my lines, I really don't know what I'm doing.

The secret of my success? I speak in a loud clear voice and try not to bump into the furniture.

I was a hard worker, and I always knew my lines.

I am terribly clumsy, so there is a plethora of walking into lamp-posts, falling over, dropping things, and ruining sofas.

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.

I would have tested the furniture if they'd asked me.

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.