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Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.

Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart.

I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.