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I contend, most seriously, that there is a real need for a good, thick, complete-as-possible dictionary of 'What People Used to Call Things.'

I've been called crazy many times before.

It's like people call me a rock star or this or that. And I go, 'Don't call me that. I don't think of myself in those terms. If you have to call me anything, call me a chameleon.

Unless you're a salesman, or a bad guest on a talk show, you don't call someone by his name that often.

I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is.

I'm open to whatever people want to call me.

I have been called many things in my life, but if there has been but one constant, one barb, one arrow flung my way time after time, it is the accusation that I am, in essence, nothing more than an escapist. Apparently this is bad, suspect, possibly even un-American.

Man, I have so many names that everybody calls me something different. Some people call me Drew, some people call me Mayer, some people call me Haircut.

I have been up to my head just with calling people, I call about 50 to 100 people a day.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.