If you're a comedian, you can change peoples lives for the better in much smaller increments - not their entire life, but for 15 minutes or a half hour.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.
I think I'm just a comedian who's a pretty good con man, and I don't see that changing any time soon.
It used to be if you wanted to be a comedian, you used to just do sets. You'd go up three times a night, just get better, and then some people would see you and you'd do 'The Tonight Show,' and then boom, you're a comedian.
We only have two hours to change people's lives.
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian.
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.
It takes many years to be a great comedian.