If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh first; otherwise, they will shoot you.
People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
I tell the truth, and it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. My dad used to say to me, 'If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.'
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
I will always tell the truth and do what I said I would do.
If you're gonna tell your life story, you gotta be honest, or don't do it.
Truth is a pain which will not stop. And the truth of this world is to die. You must choose: either dying or lying. Personally, I have never been able to kill myself.
The truth is the truth is the truth. And as long as you tell the truth, you'll be okay in the end.
Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it. You find that out really fast.
If you want to play the game of truth, I'll tell the truth, and the truth will burn.