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Everywhere you go you hear things that are untrue. You've just got to learn that if I don't say it, physically out of my mouth, on camera, it's not true.

To people who don't know me I'm defined by a number of things that people know about me that are entirely untrue.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

We never fully grasp the import of any true statement until we have a clear notion of what the opposite untrue statement would be.

One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts, because they can be made to appear so many different ways.

I know now that there is no one thing that is true - it is all true.

When you're a liar, a person of low moral fortitude, really any explanation you need to be true can be true. Especially if you're smart enough. You can figure out a way to justify anything.

I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio. When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.

I can't establish the veracity of what people say because only they know whether they are telling the truth. I can't look into your mind, can I?

When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.