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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, don't laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if that's funny, then you laugh. If it's not, you don't laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.