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There's nothing funnier than religion. Try explaining it to a kid. I had it all wrong when I was a kid.

Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.

All religions are, in some basic sense, irrational.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.

I've dabbled in several different religions.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

Everybody's funny in different ways.