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Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people.

I've never been fired in my life.

I don't even like firing people. I don't think I've ever said, 'You're fired' to anybody.

I've never been fired in my life. From anything. I've never failed at anything I've tried.

I am such a do-goody, people-pleasing kid - or I was - I don't think I've ever been fired, not even from an ice cream shop, magician for kids' parties, not even in my early jobs in radio.

You can get fired from any job at any time.

Eventually I became involved with somebody, and I was fired.

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.