I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
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I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.
It's often hilarious to me that I'm writing about Tonga or some tropical place and there's a blizzard outside and the cows are on their backs with their hooves in the air.
I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.
I have three cows, and I'm looking forward to more in the future, so I'll have a little herd.
Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.
Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.
There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.
But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.