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I've always been told that women know everything. Is that not accurate?

One of life's terrible truths is that women like guys who seem to know what they're doing.

I understand men much better than most women I know.

The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows; it is what a man or woman is able to do that counts.

If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.

Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger.

Women are the root of all evil. I ought to know. I'm Evel.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

We come to know best what men are, in their worse jeopardizes.

Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.