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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Following rules is, of course, the reason the dog is man's best friend is because the dog follows rules, and they actually do experiments on that, is that how well certain breeds of dogs follow rules, and how much they internalize them. And so many hierarchical animals, obviously they follow rules.

Do you know why dogs are man's best friend? It's because they're not in politics.

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.

I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.

I was always the leading man's best friend's best friend.

My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.

Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.