A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
It was always assumed I would be a professor. I grew up thinking it.
In America, the professor talks to the mechanic. They are in the same category.
Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor.
I was a university professor, I could talk on and on and on. Give me a podium and you have to drag me off with a hook.
I'm the classic absent-minded professor: I'm very focused on something, and meanwhile, I've left the refrigerator door open for hours.
Our professor was Marty Scorsese. Marty was a graduate student, or Mr. Scorsese, which is what I had to call him, and still do when I see him 'cause he gave me a C.
There is one thing a professor can be absolutely certain of: almost every student entering the university believes, or says he believes, that truth is relative.
Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.
A teacher is a person who never says anything once.