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I think of all my time as existing in 15-minute blocks. Most people think in terms of 30-minute chunks, but I've found that when I free up more time, I waste it.

I have a lot of tailors. If I want something made in 12 hours, it will be made in 12 hours.

If I can finish a cartoon in 20 minutes, then that's the ideal editorial cartoon - it's to the point.

Whenever you're adapting something that's a 12- or 14-hour read down to something that has to be around two hours, there's going to be some cuts.

As awesome as it is to be with a big act and get three catered meals a day and get a dressing room with an actual shower in it, it's hard sometimes as a new artist to come across in 25 minutes. You get 25 minutes to hopefully impress these people. I think the longer set is more suitable for us and gives us an opportunity to connect better.

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.

The best way to fill time is to waste it.

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.