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Anybody can make jokes. But unless they come from conviction, and there's truth in them, you haven't nailed it. They aren't as funny as they could be, and they don't make a point.

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

I'm not much of a jokester.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

I just do jokes about real situations, pure observation.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.