If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
Maybe it's a little ambitious of me to presume that no matter how big the film is, that I can always go down to the shop to buy a pint of milk.
That's an actor's dream to get something meaty and juicy and challenging to work on.
As an actor, you never know where the work's going to come, so you have to be flexible about it.
It can be tough as a jobbing actor.
It's very difficult for me to speak about being an actor.
My theory about actors is we're all walking milk cartons. Expirations dates everywhere.
Working with animals is always going to be tough because the animal doesn't know it's an actor.