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I can't write, I can't paint, I don't compose.

I can't text. My fingers are too big.

I happen to write by hand. I don't even type.

I can play just about any keyboard but I can't read or write a note.

I cannot write music. I cannot play the piano.

My whole career, I've tried to bounce back and forth between everything, and not get typed out. I've done a pretty good job of not getting typed.

I can't do anything in a minute.

All of the men on my staff can type.

That isn't writing at all, it's typing.

Everybody knew that I could type pretty well.