I have this famous joke that I use: Why was God able to create Heaven and Earth in seven days and seven nights? Because he didn't have installed customers and legacy technology to worry about.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
God owns heaven but He craves the earth.
Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.
Everybody jokes about that old story about the world only needing five computers, but when you think about it, that's where we're heading.
The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.
People have laughed at all great inventors and discoverers.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
God has a most wicked sense of humor.
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.