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I never resorted to the spitter until I was obliged to. I nearly ruined my arm throwing curves.

I wouldn't throw all spitballs. I'd go maybe two or three innings without throwing a spitter, but I always had them looking for it.

When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

We don't have spittoons on street corners any more. It's no longer acceptable to spit on the street.

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

If somebody in the crowd spits at you, you've got to swallow it.

I used to be a drinker but I found out how bad it was and I let it alone.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.