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Unfortunately, I like to feel a little stubble when I kiss. Women are too soft.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.

I love having a shaved head. I'd rather not deal with hair if I don't have to. I like not thinking about it. A shaved head and letting my beard go requires the least amount of anything.

Sometimes in the heart of the summer, I look at people with their faces shaved and think it'd be nice, but once you get used to it, it's not as hot. Most guys say it gets itchy, but once you grow it out into a big man beard, the itching is gone.

Men with shaved heads are always better. Just ask my wife.

A man should be well groomed. If you're going to have facial hair, it should be a choice, not an accident.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

A full beard looks cool.