I'm not a good hipster - if I let my moustache grow for weeks, it just looks like I have dirt on my face. I'll never have a glorious handlebar moustache.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I can't grow a moustache.
I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.
A moustache is actually the one thing I really can grow. One of the bad parts about my facial hair situation is that I can't grow sideburns. I'm happy to still have my own hair on my head, but I can't grow any sideburns. If you ever see me with sideburns, they're not real.
I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.
For whatever reason, I decided: 'I'm 18, I'm a man, I'm going to grow a moustache' - and it was pathetic for years - it was awful.
I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.
I got into beards right in the middle of the hipster boom.
Of the opposite sex, I have the moustache and, in general, the face.
I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'
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