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I hate celebrating birthdays.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.

I don't like my birthday. I don't like things that are directed towards me. It took me a long time to get over people asking me to write my name in the book.

I've never really made a big deal out of my birthday.

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.

Birthdays are meant for special occasions.

Birthdays are a reward for having shown up 365 days in a row. It's like getting a badge for attendance.