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Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

As a South African, the idea of turkey was new to me. And confusing. It's about the least flavorful bird on the planet.

Mom cooked a lot of turkey when I was growing up. Turkey meatloaf, turkey burgers, ground turkey shepherd's pie - my childhood was the Bubba Gump of turkey. You'd think I would be sick of it, but when I find gems like Gwyneth Paltrow's turkey meatball recipe, it's as though the fowl is no longer foul to me.

My favorite meal has always been fried chicken.

I just love chickens.

I don't believe I've ever met a homosexual.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

No culture that has ever embraced homosexuality has survived.