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I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.

I have a great house.

I take pride in taking care of all the housework so that my wife, who works as a designer for Martha Stewart, won't need to sacrifice any of her leisure time when she gets home.

I have a maid.

I clean out my house weekly. I just keep a lot of silly little things that are meaningful to me.

There's nothing my housekeeper does that I can't do - and maybe better!

To this day I clean better than most maids.

I'm not clean or even vaguely pleasant to be around in a domestic situation.

If you're a caretaker, who are you when there's no one else to take care of?