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Any affair, by its very nature, is quite dysfunctional.

There is no justification for having an affair.

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

Well, if you're suspecting your lover is having an affair, it's definitely devastating. It's really a terrible, terrible feeling because you have no control.

I've built my career on unpaid interns, and the interns told me it was great - I learned more from you than I did in college.

I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

Infidelity is horrible - there's nothing worse than that; it's devastating.

Nothing is more interesting in a novel or a play than an affair.

Stupid is a great force in human affairs.