The only thing that makes me uncomfortable is when people that do drink, don't drink around me.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.
Most of my standup is about stuff that makes me uncomfortable. There are also things I don't joke about. I don't do jokes about the people who helped me get sober.
I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
The other guys drink, but they don't drink anywhere near what I used to. And I think they're slightly respectful of the fact that I'm off it, so it's not a problem.