If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.
The Ireland I now inhabit is one that these Irish contemporaries have helped to imagine.
Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to make up for the potato famine by making the potato the only vegetable that passes these lips.
Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. It's just genetic.
The Irish job was something that had to be sorted out.
The problem with being Irish... is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times.
Ireland and England are like two sisters; I would have them embrace like one brother.
What's a soup kitchen?
Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.