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People say that I'm always late, but that's a myth.

You know, sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.

I am always early to work but sometimes late to other things.

The anxiety I feel when I'm late is nothing like the anxiety I feel when I'm on time.

There's no reason, ever, to be late. Or early.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

I have a strange relationship with time. I'm not aware of it passing.

My job means I work late.