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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.

I wanted to be a comedian.

I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.

It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don't talk about the arts there much on career day.

To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.

I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.