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If I have a bunch of computer lingo that I have no idea what I'm speaking about, I really need to know what I'm talking about.

I'm not a computer person at all. I only know how to turn them on. I'm not a programmer. I couldn't program my way out of a paper bag.

Drawing on a computer doesn't make any sense to me. It's not intuitive.

I'm not very computer savvy.

I use computers and the Internet every day of my life, and yet I have absolutely no idea how they work. I'm like a labrador watching 'The Matrix.'

I've heard that, but since I'm computer illiterate I don't know how it all works. But since I'm on Prodigy tonight, I'm learning a lot through my typist, Peter.

I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is.

Computers rather frighten me, because I never did learn to type, so the whole thing seems extraordinarily complicated to me.

I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers.

I don't understand computers. I've been unable to construct a working mental model of how they do what they do. I can break software by looking at it. I can blow anything up. Without trying. It's sort of like being a dowser. And this extreme elaborate clumsiness on my part is actually something people will pay me for. It's quite wonderful.