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A turtleneck is about sophistication.

I wouldn't wear turtlenecks. That I'm not envious of. But who knows? I might sneak out a few things and hope and pray that no one says, 'Hey, didn't you wear that when you were playing an enormous geek on TV?'

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

I dislike turtlenecks at the best of times, as they are always unflattering to the imperfect male physique, but when worn in combination with a v-neck sweater, they say 'Grandpa' louder than any other item of clothing.

The two are unrelated. I'm not into turtles or space stuff.

'Rubberneck' has nothing to do with comedy, nor does it follow comedic people.

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

Friends are not made, but recognized.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.