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I'd rather talk about dogs than about me.

I kiss, but I don't tell.

The more I know about men the more I like dogs.

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.

I'm just such a good kisser.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

I like kissing people because it's funny.

I'm a huge dog person; I love to hug and kiss them.

I would kiss you, had I the courage.