If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.
I'm never going to be fat - never again. I'm going to make it easy on my pallbearers.
So if you serve a whole chicken to your family like grandma did, you may be serving them 10 times as much fat than the days of yesteryear. That's a whole lotta fat, and big trouble for the waistline.
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
I have never felt 'fat;' I just didn't realise how unhealthy I was until I look back at pictures. In the moment, I felt so beautiful, and I remember walking down red carpets with my make-up done in a little sparkly dress, and I thought I was so cute.
We overweight people, we say terrible things to ourselves. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. 'You fat pig. How can you do this? You're a disgusting jerk.' And that gets you nowhere. That gets you right back into a bowl of pasta fregula.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the rule is when I'm over double her weight, it's over.
Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.