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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

I think Carrot Top is hilarious.

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.

I try not to be topless any more because I don't want that to be my thing.

I don't want to be more famous than what I have right now. At least in that sense where people come up to me in the grocery store.