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We can't do the same things the Yankees do. Given the economics, we'll lose.

I feel like I owe the Yankee fan base my A-game.

I would rather beat the Yankees regularly than pitch a no hit game.

Put two Yankees in a room together, and in an hour they will each have gained ten dollars from the other.

Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.

Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

I've been a Yankees fan since I was six.

You're always in the storm's eye, so to speak, when you're with the Yankees.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

I'm very thankful to the Yankees and to Major League Baseball for allowing me to play this game.