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I loved rollerskating when I was younger.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I've loved roller coasters since I was a kid.

And then I did one called High Rollers and that was a lot of fun.

I don't really like roller coasters!

I roller skated when I was younger, but when you're on a track that's slanted and you're with other people all skating in a pack, it's a whole different sport.

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

Miniature golf, like billiards, is a game of angles. And, like billiards, most of the fun is in pretending you know what the hell you're doing. The worse you do, the more you have to laugh.

There's nothing funnier than the human animal.