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I mean, Sting is one of my great buddies and I love him to death.

Sting is a father figure to us all.

Ryan is my bridge to the past, to memories that lose some of their sting when he recounts them.

Sting's my ideal man, because he's a real man.

I'm sure Sting's a lovely guy. It's just that nobody wants to be seen as that holier-than-thou thing. That over-earnestness is a bit of a problem with people in bands and celebrities or whatever.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can do it. It's not that big a deal. And the Eagles! They did it! They severely hated each other. It's just rock and roll.

When you become a professional wrestler, your name becomes company property.

If Paul Ryan is re-elected, if he's sent back to Congress, he will push for the biggest amnesty in this country's history; and immediately after his re-election, he will push Obama's jailbreak crime agenda.

All actors have to change their name.